P.T.S.D.-R

I guess when Lindsay Lohan was about seventeen, she said on television that we carry all the baggage of our past relationships into all of our new ones. Not bad, Lindsay; makes me forgive you a tiny bit for your incident in the Denali last week.

the jars of quality preserves are disproportionately small to the peanut butter

the worse the jam, the bigger the jar.